Well as I recall I did put your name down on one of the multiple application forms I had to fill in to get my visa to work here. I guess I wasn't dodgy enough...
Well if I'd arrived at the consulate in Auckland wearing a turban and sporting a big bushy beard, I'm sure they would have conducted a more thorough background search. As it is, being a kiwi, I figure they just think we're in the "mostly harmless" category. :)
Well I guess in general we are flightless. Although some manage to go astray and somehow grow wings :) I don't think the turban thing would suit you, but i'm sure there are some other things you could have rocked up with that would have perhaps made them think twice.
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5 out of 10... Yet I still know more about America than most Americans know about New Zealand ;-)
I'm sure they wouldn't have let you in if they'd talked to any of your old flatmates!!
simondo
Well as I recall I did put your name down on one of the multiple application forms I had to fill in to get my visa to work here. I guess I wasn't dodgy enough...
which flatmates in particular??? and how dodgy do you have to be before they DON'T let you in.
Well if I'd arrived at the consulate in Auckland wearing a turban and sporting a big bushy beard, I'm sure they would have conducted a more thorough background search. As it is, being a kiwi, I figure they just think we're in the "mostly harmless" category.
:)
Well I guess in general we are flightless. Although some manage to go astray and somehow grow wings :)
I don't think the turban thing would suit you, but i'm sure there are some other things you could have rocked up with that would have perhaps made them think twice.
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