Well as I recall I did put your name down on one of the multiple application forms I had to fill in to get my visa to work here. I guess I wasn't dodgy enough...
Well if I'd arrived at the consulate in Auckland wearing a turban and sporting a big bushy beard, I'm sure they would have conducted a more thorough background search. As it is, being a kiwi, I figure they just think we're in the "mostly harmless" category. :)
Well I guess in general we are flightless. Although some manage to go astray and somehow grow wings :) I don't think the turban thing would suit you, but i'm sure there are some other things you could have rocked up with that would have perhaps made them think twice.
Samar'ia shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open.
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5 out of 10... Yet I still know more about America than most Americans know about New Zealand ;-)
I'm sure they wouldn't have let you in if they'd talked to any of your old flatmates!!
simondo
Well as I recall I did put your name down on one of the multiple application forms I had to fill in to get my visa to work here. I guess I wasn't dodgy enough...
which flatmates in particular??? and how dodgy do you have to be before they DON'T let you in.
Well if I'd arrived at the consulate in Auckland wearing a turban and sporting a big bushy beard, I'm sure they would have conducted a more thorough background search. As it is, being a kiwi, I figure they just think we're in the "mostly harmless" category.
:)
Well I guess in general we are flightless. Although some manage to go astray and somehow grow wings :)
I don't think the turban thing would suit you, but i'm sure there are some other things you could have rocked up with that would have perhaps made them think twice.
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